Fun Trailer for The Asylum's Crappy 'The Anacondas' Snake Movie Riff

"Something's coming..." "Run!" The Asylum has revealed their official trailer for their own snake movie spin called The Anacondas, a generic, cringey twist on the giant snake thriller concept. The Asylum has been on a roll (again) this year churning out new movies to coincide with every major release – and Anaconda is up next. The actual Sony Pictures-produced Anaconda remake releasing at Christmas looks pretty much just as bad as this movie does – which is what has been happening with Hollywood recently. At least this one looks fun. Deep in Mexican ruins, explorers discover an ancient culture devoted to snake worship. But their excitement fades when they accidentally unleash a massive, ravenous anaconda that has been dormant for centuries – and it won't stop growing. The Anacondas stars Dominic Keating, Danielle Titus, and Bix Krieger. From the same director of this year's Pretty Boy & Jurassic Reborn. As expected, looks ridiculous. Here's the official trailer (+ poster) for Marcel Walz's B-movie The Anacondas, direct from YouTube: An Anaconda riff. Archaeologist explorers in Mexico uncover the ruins of an ancient snake-worshiping civilization. Celebration turns to horror when they awaken an ever-growing anaconda, starved of human sacrifices for centuries. Now, the team must band together to survive. The Anacondas is an Asylum movie directed by genre filmmaker Marcel Walz, of many movies […]